ON STAGE

ON STAGE ———–

JIM PECHA, B.ARCH. CHRISTIAN ARTIST
MINISTER OF CREATIVITY, copywrite 2014 ————-

The granite club offered Alandrax a few minutes on stage. She felt very self-conscious and even naked in front of everyone, but stepped up. She peered out at the audience, which comprized of a few squirrels and me. She had never done stand-up comedy before; so was a little slow on the delivery. She started, “hi, I’m Alandrax, I began drawing when I went to the outhouse as a kid and made sketches on the magazine pages pasted to the inner wall, of course in the winter they were what’s called a quick sketch. My Dad brought me out to the barn for disapline, but when I took my pants down, he became distracted and did something else; so now I have a funny idea about punishment. The Priest said I had to do penance, but brought into the back room and did something else; so now I have a funny view about Church. My boyfriend asked me to go on a hike, but did something else; so now I have a funny idea about the woods. I now paint pictures of old barns, adobe churches and the woods, but half way through I take my clothes off and do something else. I came on this hike into the woods today, saw this stage, started talking, took off my clothes and now I want to do something else.

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